Friday, February 10, 2012

Introduction

Hi!  I'm Velvel the Venturer.  That's what my fans call me.  My friends call me "Vel", my enemies call me "EEEEK!", and my parents just call me "Son."  Not sure why they even bothered giving me a name.  It's quite a convenient thing to have though, a name is.  Where was I going with that?  Oh, yeah, I'm introducing myself.

I'm an adventurer.  I slay monsters, loot dungeons, protect the innocent, etc.  I also run a little computer repair shop on the side, but my employees, Bil and Jef, do most of the work there.  They're pretty awesome. 

Anyway, I figured I'd save the bards some trouble and write my stories myself.  I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy living them... okay, except for the parts where I deal with man-eating slime and the like.  I'm not a fan of man-eating slime.  Don't worry, I've got some much cooler monsters to tell y'all about.

'Til next time, enjoy your life!